IDIOT!!!

Today just isn't your day, is it?
First of all, you have no life. You decided to go on the internet today,and decided to find this page (probably by searching for hoes). Second, you actually read the content of this page, yet you continued on. Your third mistake was clicking on the link that brought you here. You probably came here looking for some hot porn, didn't you? Looking for pictures of Pamela Anderson Lee and Anna Nicole-Smith and some other celebrities, weren't you? You, sir (or madam; I have nothing against alternative lifestyles), are what is wrong with the world today. You are worse than a sick horny pervert. No no. You have gone far beyond that. Fortune City regulations prohibit me from telling you what you really are. Go get a life. Don't you have anything better to do than look for porn all day? You are going straight to hell. There is no turning back. Before you return to the rock you crawled out from, I have one more thing to say.

I hope you have learned your lesson.